is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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