i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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