piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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