Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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