Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
my poor anus
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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