and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
