my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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