just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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