Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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