Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
