hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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