What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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