Sry I called you an 8
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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