I wanna bring you to show and tell
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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