we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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