I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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