she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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