Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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