Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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