As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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