The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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