why do cheetos always look like penises
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
bring money and cleavage
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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