Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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