Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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