i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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