stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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