Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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