I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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