if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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