I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Buhtt sex?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
