dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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