and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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