its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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