Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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