How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Fuck appropriateness.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
