38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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