sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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