I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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