Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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