i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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