i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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