Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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