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no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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