Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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