we have pet lesbian snakes
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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