if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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