So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
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