Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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