Acid is not a monday night drug
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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