He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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