I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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