And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
two words: eviction party
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Someone signed my nipple.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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