Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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