I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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