dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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