In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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