I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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