Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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